MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91
doctor who meme » three ot3s (1/3)
↳ “My God, have you seen yourselves? You think you’re so clever don’t you?” aka. Team Tardis.
An artist from Oakland, California collects trash and makes tiny mobile homes for the homeless.
Public art that people can live in! More artists should do this. Turn thew city into an art museum.
You might think this photo is weird but my grandpa always had something to say about my crazy shoes; whether it was saying how colorful they were or simply saying he liked them because they were as crazy as me. He would always remind me to grab my shoes by telling me “Don’t forget your feet!” when I was leaving the house. Well, he passed away September 30, 2013; one year ago today. I had gotten these new shoes and realized he would never be able to see them. So, when we visited his grave, I took this photo; of my grandfather’s headstone, my new shoes, and my always mismatched socks. I am sure he would have loved them. ♥
I really miss him and I wish he was still with us, but I have no regrets with him and the last thing he ever said to me was “I love you, dolly.” I will never forget that. I love you, grandpa. So so so much.
this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.